I'm Fat. And I'm bad at sports.
I'm also a filmmaker and effects makeup artist in Murfreesboro TN.
This is where I'll rant and talk about things I like.
this is my favorite part of this doc. I walk around saying things are in the “holy fucking shit section” all the time.
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Omfg I want French toast. And waffles. And blueberry pancakes. With maple syrup & a fuck ton of butter. I love butter. Fuck me.
Hash browns with cheese on them, a shit load of bacon… Fucking eggs Benedict and shit. Big fluffy biscuits. Sausage patties. I can’t even deal with these feelings right now.
I want to go to there.
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man, this flick was a HUGE inspiration on our first movie, Die, Develkok, Die! and the Furies are just the best!
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Wanted to hit writing pretty hard today but wasn’t able to commit anything to the page.
It sucks because I found out that someone is interested in a screenplay of mine to option for a film this year but if I can’t write then it won’t matter.
I’ve never had this much trouble writing and I really hope it goes away soon.
What if I just upload photos of my dog all the time?
Dogs immediately bump up cred. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
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I will never not reblog old school Undertaker pictures.
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thoroughly believe that professional santas who take pictures with dogs have the best job imaginable
Paid to hang with dogs all day? yes. yes yes yes yes yes.
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oh, there goes the ball
along with all the fucks I give
Essentially my screen name
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